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What do you have

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 13, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at
    the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them
    on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then
    consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds. The bartender comments,
    "Wow, you sure must have a problem." "If you had what I had," the man
    replies, "you'd drink them fast, too." Leaning over, the sympathetic
    bartender asks, "What do you have?" "Fifty cents," the man answers.