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What do you do??? What do you do??

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Sep 11, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at approximately 2:30 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever. France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Among the ships and planes you could be sending are many that are being used to fight the war on terror overseas.
    As the President, you must decide:

    Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live, or tape it and watch it in the morning?
     
  2. JHS

    JHS Millennium Member

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    Stay up late, and have the wildlife dept. on stand by to stock the new big lake with bass.
     

  3. FireFighter

    FireFighter

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    Evacuate the Germans!
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Oh, now that was GOOOOOOD! Evacuate the Germans! LOL!!!
     
  5. southernshooter

    southernshooter

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    Crazy as we are we would send everything we could to save them like we did in WWII. Soon, they would forget it again.
     
  6. SQUAD

    SQUAD

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    LOL. I agree.
     
  7. potshot

    potshot

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    Order troops to the borders. To make sure no one gets out;I ;f
     
  8. geminicricket

    geminicricket NRA Life member

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    Well, if it were in August, they'd all be out of the country anyway.
     
  9. RottieRick

    RottieRick Big Dawg

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    How true!

    In August all of the French are in Spain!!
     
  10. Dead Man's Hand

    Dead Man's Hand No Way to Win

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  11. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I would stay up late and watch;f
     
  12. Thefumegator

    Thefumegator

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    What?? That is the sickest thing I've ever heard.




















    No popcorn? ;) ;Q

    Wes
     
  13. Egyas

    Egyas Troll Hater

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    Ok, now that's funny!
     
  14. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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    claymores around the perimeter