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What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Apr 29, 2006.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Make me one with everything.
     
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    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    I also heard he paid for his lunch with a $20 bill, and waited patiently for the remainder of his cash.

    When it wasn't immediately forthcoming, he asked the vendor for his change.

    The vendor's answer: "Change must come from within!"
     

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