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What Day Is Today?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 3, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet
    you don't know what day this is."

    "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to
    the office.

    At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door,
    she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
    At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates
    arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

    The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

    "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she
    exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my
    life!"
     
  2. GunGirrl

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    Sounds like something my Mr would end up doing, except he'd just buy me ammo.