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What day is today

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I?ll bet you don't know what day this is."

    "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

    At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

    The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

    "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.

    "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!