What can you do with a gun to your temple?

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  1. Gray Dood

    Gray Dood

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    Ever since the jihadist attacks in California, you should be careful with having your gun near a temple.

    They're shooting back now, and good for them.
     
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  2. JArthurD

    JArthurD Silver Member

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    Sometimes I think Von Hayes is the most enlightened among us...

    But then again, I like crushed Oreos on pizza so.....

    Consider the source.
     
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  3. Von Hayes

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    Ok, so you dont believe me, it happens......been tryin to take a screenshot........wont go past Oct 13 for some reason......point is.....well you should know by now....
     
  4. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    That's just short term money. A rich sugar daddy goes on until they die
     
  5. Von Hayes

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    Tru dat, I knew things was looking bleak...I prayed wrong....I said "th6 will be done...." I shoulda begged.........

    Not in my nature, tho....we won ww2 didnt we?

    What was that..a game of Dominos?
     
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  6. DaleGribble

    DaleGribble Come on man!!

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    Dude, you should seriously think about getting some help for your addiction.
     
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  7. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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  9. lazarus66

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    Everythings gonna be all right.
     
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  10. ReaPer105

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    Congrats on the money von. Please use it on English lessons.

    Good luck in the job search.
     
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  11. DonGlock26

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    Life's a circle. Hayes' circle is just a tight one.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Wake_jumper

    Wake_jumper Don't Jump!

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    Don't worry, be happy :dancingbanana:

    (Sorry about getting fired, BTDT. It sucks.)

     
  13. cityborncountrylivin

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    I was going to tell you about the time I had a sharpened screw driver in front of me and an aluminium baseball bat behind me
     
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  14. jimcorbin

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    It’s a euphemism for performing under pressure. He got fired, won a poker tournament.
     
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  15. LinuxLover

    LinuxLover Ba-nan-nah-nuh

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    Well ---- for one thing --- if you are right handed and are holding the pistol in your right hand - you can't sign a check.

    But --- yeah --- do you need an intervention? How about a group hug?

    We love you.
     
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  16. Ramjet38

    Ramjet38 Mentally Frozen

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    Meanwhile back on the food channel they're prepping a fruit salad.
     
  17. WillyM

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    SMH
     
  18. redrick

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    I am sorry to hear that you lost your job , even though it was stressful . My , advice watch your drinking and gambling now . Take a little time off and try to find a better job , not the first job that you see .
     
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  19. Geko45

    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

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  20. MrGlock21

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    I don't get the video connection with the thread. But the red hat at on the gentleman's head suggests to make Africa great again.
     
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