What can you do with a gun to your temple?

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  1. Von Hayes

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    .......well, I can win a poker tournament........it ain't that I took , 2nd, 3rd, 4th, got screwed......played 1 tournament today after gettin fired.......took 1st. $55 bounty deal........had $88, now I got $ 888.......fell down afterwards.......spent some time lookin at the bottom of my computer desk......no lie....snow queen....


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    But did you have any fun?
     
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  7. Von Hayes

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    This is not without precedent......the biggest win I ever had online was 2k right after getting fired from Verizon wireless........

    ....takes some doing to get me motivated....anyways, in this case final hand was my aks vs jj......hit my king on the river.. . 160k chips vs 140k........or there abouts........I had a note on that guy what said "seen at final table"......
     
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    Cool story bro. I like waffles too.
     
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    Why are you constantly getting fired, sounds like you need to be a professional poker player!
     
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    $888? If it was $666 or $777 it would be a sign. You should probably just get some hookers and blow this weekend and then browse indeed.com for a new gig.
     
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  12. Von Hayes

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    844.....which means I won 760.....nevermind I'm down 4500 on the year.....misses the point....
     
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    Fired from Verizon wireless? Do tell....
     
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    Why are you talking about a gun to your temple? Not funny, if you need help call someone, a job is not a good reason to be thinking like that.
     
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  15. Von Hayes

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    I ain't got no guns....sorry, I'm slightly fired up.....
     
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    I would enjoy these threads more if I had a Von Hayes translator, like on Star Trek.
     
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  18. Von Hayes

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    I got fired, and won 744 same day..........that's all....

    Von Hayes rocks hard. Y0u can all go back to the food channel.....
     
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    Use your cyber-security skills to get a job to protect us from those Russian and Iranian hackers. Pays great.

    Good luck.
     
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    You could always find yourself a really old rich gay sugar daddy
     
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