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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mdj1, Jul 19, 2003.

  1. mdj1

    mdj1

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    A WELL-KNOWN CARDIOLOGIST DIED AND WAS GIVEN AN
    ELABORATE FUNERAL. A HUGE HEART COVERED IN FLOWERS
    STOOD BEHIND THE CASKET DURING THE SERVICE.

    FOLLOWING THE EULOGY, THE HEART OPENED, AND THE
    CASKET ROLLED INSIDE. THE HEART THEN CLOSED, SEALING
    THE DOCTOR IN THE BEAUTIFUL HEART FOREVER.

    ONE OF THE MOURNERS BURST INTO LAUGHTER. WHEN
    CONFRONTED, HE SAID, "I'M SORRY, I WAS JUST THINKING
    OF MY OWN FUNERAL. I'M A GYNECOLOGIST."

    AT THAT POINT, THE PROCTOLOGIST FAINTED.