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Whales

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by southernshooter, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. southernshooter

    southernshooter

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    In class the teacher said "although a whale is a very large creature it's throat is not large enough to swallow a human"
    Mary says "But Jonah was swallowed by a whale" The teacher, somewhat irritated reiterates that a whale cannot swallow a human"
    Mary says "When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah" The teacher said "What if Jonah didn't go to Heaven?" Mary said "OK, then you ask him"