A woman steps out of the shower onto the tile floor to dry off. She slips and does the splits. She tries and tries to get up, but her business is stuck to the floor. She calls for her husband to help her up. He tugs, pulls, twists and can't budge her. She finally tells him to go and get a hammer and chisel to break the tile, so they can get her up. All of a sudden he starts whispering in her ear and kissing her neck. She asks him what in the world he is doing. He says that he is trying to get her excited and slide her into the kitchen, because linoleum is a lot cheaper to replace than tile !