Well ain’t that some $h!+

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by BamaTrooper, Jun 10, 2020.

  1. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    With skills like that it’s amazing he chose a life of crime...

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  2. BL33D 4 M3

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    4th degree black belt in flung poo?
     
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  3. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    Should have thrown it at a fan instead.
     
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    I can appreciate what he did - toilet paper remains scarce.
     
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    Apes throw oh nevermind.
     
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    686 AR15 G17Fan

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    Just more systemic racism. Why hasn't this poor misunderstood man been released back into society yet ?

    "Jail records indicated that Benjamin remained in Mobile County Metro Jail Wednesday afternoon."
     
  7. JArthurD

    JArthurD Silver Member

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    Usually, they only throw crap AFTER they become inmates. Ask any prison guard you know.

    Oh, wait. Maybe we should defund prison guards too.
     
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  8. collim1

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    Unfortunately I have seen that before.........a few times.

    Usually it’s girls in my experience. Also seen a few bloody tampons go flying.

    People are disgusting.
     
  9. Dragoon44

    Dragoon44 Unfair Facist Lifetime Member

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    Well, that was a s***** arrest!
     
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  10. knoxvegasdaddy

    knoxvegasdaddy UBER VOL !!!

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    he specializes in the ancient art of hoo flung doo.
     
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    knoxvegasdaddy UBER VOL !!!

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    Especially chicks. I cleaned restrooms at Walmart every Friday and Saturday night for 2 years back in the day. The “ladies” room was always grosser. Fact.
     
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    rotflmao... good one :laughing:
     
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  13. collim1

    collim1

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    I found the same thinking cleaning toilets at the Piggly Wiggly growing up.

    They try to hover so they don’t have to touch the toilet seat and **** all over the place.
     
  14. Zerodefect

    Zerodefect I feel pretty.

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    I can confirm this at Discount Drug Mart. Not one of the nice ones, but one of the worn out junk boxes where the restrooms were past the nasty breakroom, past the nasty utility sink, past the rusty dairy cooler door. On'y desperate people dared enter there. So most of the nastiness had to be coworkers. Yuck.

    Guys rest room was actually clean. Mostly because all of the guys did their time cleaning both at one point.

    Women should clean the womens rooms.
     
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    Its because they hover in those places and when spraying mud at altitude it is going to scatter.
     
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    So I wasn’t gonna tell this story but here goes.....

    Years ago I responded to a report of a naked crazy guy running around the parking lot of an apartment complex. I found him. Naked alright. With both fists shoved clear up his *******. “I gotta get the devil out” he was shouting frantically.

    “Glove up and cuff him rookie” I said thankful I had some seniority.

    Found his apartment door wide open a short distance away. I noticed immediately that there was hundreds of Little Caesar’s pizza boxes stacked up inside the apartment. Floor to ceiling. Literally hundreds.

    I could not help myself. I had to take a peek. You guessed it. Each pizza box had a dump in it. As in human ****.

    Strangely, it didn’t smell like **** in the apartment. Also, not one single shred of TP to be found in the apartment.

    That guy worked at the local little caesars. To this day I won’t eat take out pizza.

    I told the rookie to toss his handcuffs in the trash at the jail and just take the ass chewing for losing issues properly.
     
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    Quijibo King Doofus.

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    Nasty......nasty...... Did you have to put that creep in the car
     
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    I’ve had people crappe in my units over the years, diarrhea and all, but I don’t remember any brown/black mush missiles flung at me. I’ve only seen that at the jail in booking.