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Weight loss program

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss


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    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
    stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in

    nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She

    introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

    The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,

    huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with

    her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing


    On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has

    lost 10 pounds as promised.

    He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

    stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her

    neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in

    excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he

    does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for

    the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on

    the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost


    20 lb. as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the

    7-day/50 pound program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This

    is our most rigorous program."

    "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it

    he finds this huge, muscular, 7 ft tall man standing there wearing

    nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

    "Hi - I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."