Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 5, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks by
    and sees the monkey, he's curious as to what the monkey is up to and he
    hollers, "Hey, what's you up to?" and the monkey replies, "Just sitting
    here on this limb smoking a joint, come on up and have some."

    So the lizard climbs up and proceeds to smoke a joint along with the
    monkey. After a while, the lizard complains that his mouth is dry and
    that he is gonna go down to the river and get a drink. So down he goes.
    He leans over to sip some water, but being as "stoned" as he is, he
    leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile was swimming by
    at that time and swims over and helps the lizard to the bank and asks
    him, "What's the matter with you," and the lizard says, "I've been
    sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey".

    The crocodile decides he has got to check this out so he walks into the
    jungle and finds the tree with the monkey in it. He hollers up to the
    monkey, "Hey, what's cha up to?" and the monkey looks down, and says,
    "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man, how much water did you drink?"