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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lazyjohn, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. lazyjohn


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    Jun 28, 2005
    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
    Pharmacist: "All kinds."
    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and sclerosis?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."
    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course."
    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.