Wedding Story

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  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    > > A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING STORY.
    >>
    >> A couple had only been married for two weeks. The
    >> husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait
    >> to go out on the town and party with his old >
    > buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll >
    > be right back."
    >>
    >> Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
    >>
    >> "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to
    >> have a beer."
    >>
    >> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She
    >> opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him >
    > 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 >
    > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, >
    > India,etc.
    >>
    >> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only
    >> thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, >
    > Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they
    >> have frozen glasses... "
    >>
    >> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the
    >> wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a >
    > frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer
    >> mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was >
    > getting chills just holding it.
    >>
    >> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie
    >> Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres
    >> that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll
    >> be right back. I promise. OK?"
    >>
    >> "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened
    >> the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hor >
    > d'oeuvres: chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,
    >> mushroom caps, and pork strips.
    >>
    >> "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know
    >> there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
    >>
    >> "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP
    >> ********! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR >
    > DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR >
    > FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS
    >> ISN'T GOING TO A FRICKING BAR! THAT CRAP IS
    >>OVER...GOT IT?"
    >
    >>...and, they lived happily ever after!! Isn't that a
    > sweet story?
     
  2. Nukem

    Nukem

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    it brings a tear to my eye~rf