Wedding Night

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The wedding date was set and the groom's three buddies : A carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist were busy deciding what pranks they could play on the couple on their wedding night.

    The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

    The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note in the mail :

    DEAR FRIENDS,
    WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.

    BUT BE FOREWARNED: I INTEND TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE SORRY JERK WHO PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY!!!