The wedding date was set and the groom's three buddies : A carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist were busy deciding what pranks they could play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note in the mail : DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BE FOREWARNED: I INTEND TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE SORRY JERK WHO PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY!!!