Watermelon

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  1. okie

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    Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka
    had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers,
    the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
    "Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"
    "Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the
    seeds into their pockets."