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  1. Glockrunner

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    Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it.

    "I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk's bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave me a watch to get rid of me," replied the little friend.

    Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea waited that night until he heard the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then ran into his folk's bedroom.

    "What do you want," asked the father gruffly.

    "I want a watch," said Johnny.

    "Well sit down and shut up," replied the father.