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Warnings

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    If government is going to put health warning labels on
    beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about
    the matter!
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath
    that could knock a buzzard off a crap truck at 100 yards.
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
    idiot.
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
    story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head
    in.
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what
    you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas
    party.
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    ever happened to your pants (panties) anyway. WARNING: Consumption of
    alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something
    really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really huge biker
    guy named "Big Al".