close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Warning labels

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 27, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,546
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    Demazin Infant Drops - This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

    Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness.

    Air Conditioner Unit - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

    Child-Sized Superman Costume - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap - This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

    American Airlines Peanuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    Sainsbury Peanuts - Warning: This product contains nuts.

    Komatsu Floodlight - This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

    Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    Dremel Electric Rotary Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
     
  2. scooterbear

    scooterbear

    Messages:
    382
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2002
    Location:
    Summit, MS
    Childrens cough suppressant ---- Avoid alocholic drinks
    ;Q
     

  3. vafish

    vafish

    Messages:
    16,544
    Likes Received:
    45
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2003
    Location:
    Commonwealth of Virginia
    On a large (Big enough to drive a tractor trailer under) roll up warehouse door "Do not stand under door while closing"