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Wanna get married

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 29, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given
    responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children
    beyond comparison.

    With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
    After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the East coast, he
    started to head west.

    Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
    daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
    mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

    The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you
    came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

    The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
    man's opinion. "Well" said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that
    you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."

    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so
    the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer
    again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a
    weeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."

    The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
    might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in
    exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to
    marry!" So they were wed right away.

    About nine months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery
    he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
    imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could
    happen considering the parents.

    "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
    could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."