Wanna get laid?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by who me?, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. who me?

    who me?

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    Nov 20, 2003
    Central Illinois
    Wanna get laid?

    Crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait!!!

    I recently picked a new primary physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned abut that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"

    "Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf/sailing/balooning/rock climbing?"

    "No, I don't," I saId.

    He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"

    "No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a flip if you live to be 80?"

    Two nuns were out riding their bicycles in the back streets of Rome trying to find their way to the convent.

    One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."

    The other nun blushes and whispers, "It's the cobblestones."