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Walking home from school

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had
    married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They
    we're celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and
    decided to walk down the street to their old school.
    There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they 'd
    shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally."

    On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an
    armored car and lands practically at their feet. Sally
    quickly picks it up and decides to take it home until they
    decide what to do with it. There, she counts the money,
    and it's fifty-thousand dollars.

    The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

    She says, "Finders keepers" and puts the money back in the
    bag and hides it up in their attic.

    The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the
    neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their
    home. They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find or
    know about some money that fell out of an armored car
    yesterday?"

    She says, "No."

    The husband quickly interjects, "She's lying!! She hid it
    up in the attic."

    She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

    However, the agents sit the man down and begin to question
    him. "Sir, please tell us the story from the beginning."

    The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking
    home from school yesterday..."

    The FBI agents immediately look at each other and say,
    "Let's get out of here!!"
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    That was great okie!;f ;i