Walking Eagle

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A few weeks ago in up state New York, Senator Hillary Clinton was invited
    to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation.

    She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native
    American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first
    female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she
    had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.

    Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most
    enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and

    At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
    plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator
    then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

    A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come
    to select the new name given to the Senator.

    They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
    crap it can no longer fly.