Walking Eagle

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  1. okie

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    Walking Eagle


    Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major

    gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper

    New York state. She spoke for almost an hour on her future

    plans for increasing every Native American's present standard

    of living, should she one day become the first female

    President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator,

    how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to

    her desk for approval.

    Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she

    seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her

    "red sisters and brothers".

    At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the

    Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name -

    Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade,

    waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group

    of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator.


    They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird

    so full of crap it can no longer fly.
     
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