Walker, Texas Ranger Reboot- Gay and Woke

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  1. Rellik

    Rellik Kwisatz Haderach in Training

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    The token black of the 70's is replaced by a ghey.
    Twanna juicy is looking for a job, and he counts twice!
     
  2. rogn

    rogn real dogs

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    Should star JOE BIDEN.
     
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  3. El Pistolero

    El Pistolero bene vivere Silver Member

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    I can just see it now, Ranger Joe Biden takes down the Corn Pop cartel.
     
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    Yeah it's funny Hollywood spent years making me toxic masculine, now they want me to go the other way

    I'm too broke to get woke
     
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    AK_Stick AAAMAD

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    Even the intro song advertised that the rump ranger was playing for the other team......
     
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    They should have vampires and a woman who can talk to the dead. That would be sweet.
     
  7. John_AZ

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    They could have gone “woke” and been realistic at the same time.

    The female partner should be gay.
     
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  8. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    The first edition of the show sucked balls anyways. This one will likely suck balls with a whole new meaning. :animlol:

    God that show was terrible. Conan O'Brien used to tease the show back when he was with Late Night, and it was hilarious.







    People won't watch it not because of "woke"....they're not gonna watch it because it sucks, lol.
     
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    "Because the eyes of a ranger are upon you...r butthole."
     
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    Isn't it going to be hard to do a roundhouse kick in tight jeans?
     
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    The "Duke" would be so proud...not!
     
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    'Ol Grandad Director of civil unrest

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    It's 2020 - "the gay guy" is as much a required staple character in every single show as "the black guy" in the 70's/80's or "the lesbian" in the 90's.

    Walker will probably spend most shows rescuing hard-working, upstanding illegal aliens from the evil white supremacist Border Patrol (most of whom are Mexican white supremacists).
     
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    I Actually prefer “First Fairy”.
     
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    Why do they always have to force these things in their shows/movies? Every show must have a gay person, except shows that have an all minority cast.
     
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    I'm seriously shocked Jussie was not cast as the lead.
     
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    M&P15T All Hail King Kona

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    You mean that black French actor, Jucee Smullette?
     
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    Sparkly vampires or actual scary vampires?
     
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    Who is going to replace Alex?

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