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"Wal-Mart Wine"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Wal-Mart Wine

    Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item --Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price --in the $2 to $5 range.



    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine.' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'

    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).


    P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax; I know possum is not a white meat.

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  2. Jazz5

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    Which wine goes good with grits?
     

  3. eddief4

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  4. Ranger.357

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    #3 is how I feel about most wines!:puking:
     
  5. stormspotter

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    None of the above.

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