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Wal-Mart Greeter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 13, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."

    The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"

    The Greeter replied, "That's my job."

    Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods, aisle 28."

    The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?

    The Greeter replied, "That's my job."

    A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."

    The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."

    The Greeter said, "Darn, I missed it by an inch!"
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    LOL thats funny as hell man;a ;a
     

  3. Longbow

    Longbow Millennium Member

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    ;f ;f ;a ;a That's a very good one!
     
  4. Razor

    Razor Millennium Member

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    Razor, what is that in your avatar?
     
  6. Longbow

    Longbow Millennium Member

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    Yeah, is that a sea creature?
     
  7. Guest

    Im curious to. At first I thought it was a piece of ice.
     
  8. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    J Sand Lost cause

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    Ah...Its the UFO he found in his back yard. But don't tell the government, cause they'll come and take it away.;)
     
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    Looks like a Gaint Stingray.
     
  11. Razor

    Razor Millennium Member

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    It's the SR-71 Blackbird that's on display at the Kansas Cosmosphere and Space Center.

    This is the view from the other side (with a T-38 in the foreground):
     
  12. Guest

    I still dont get it, that huge whitish thing, what part of the SR-71 is that? A camera lens???
     
  13. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    The whitish thing on the right is him, or one of his buddies.

    The whitish thing on the left looks like some of the building supports.