A New Yorker had an important meeting in Cleveland. He was taking the train, and told the porter, "Listen, I'm a sound sleeper, I'm liable to sleep right through the stop at Cleveland....I MUST get off the train in Cleveland, do you hear me? I may cuss, kick, scream, and scratch, but make sure you get me up in time to get off at Cleveland!" "Yessir!" said the porter..."No problem! Off the train at Cleveland." Well, the man woke up as the train was pulling into Chicago...enraged, he sought out the porter and berated him for twenty minutes...cursed and swore, threatened, the whole shebang..... The porter said, "Mister, you have some temper, but it's nothing compared to that guy I threw off in Cleveland............."