A man owned a small business in Georgia The Wage And Hour Department of Georgia claimed he was not Paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent To interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you Pay them," demanded the agent. "Well, there's my Mechanic who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week" "The Mechanic's helper has been here for 18 months, And I pay him $500 a month." "Then there's the half-wit that works about 18 hours A day. He makes $10 a week and I buy him Cigarettes & Beer," Replied the Owner. "That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," says the agent. The Owner says, "That would be me."