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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 13, 2007.

  1. okie

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    A man owned a small business in Georgia The Wage
    And Hour Department of Georgia claimed he was not
    Paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent
    To interview him.

    "I need a list of your employees and how much you
    Pay them," demanded the agent.

    "Well, there's my Mechanic who's been with me for
    3 years. I pay him $600 a week"

    "The Mechanic's helper has been here for 18 months,
    And I pay him $500 a month."

    "Then there's the half-wit that works about 18 hours
    A day. He makes $10 a week and I buy him Cigarettes & Beer,"
    Replied the Owner.

    "That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," says the agent.

    The Owner says, "That would be me."