vow of silence

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  1. okie

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    This little fella joins the lazaratian Monks order and takes a vow of silence. However, he's promised by the head Monk that he can speak two words per year.

    After the first year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
    He replies ... "More Blankets"

    After his second year the head Monk asks him again his two words for the year.
    He replies ... "More Food"

    After the third year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
    He replies ... "I'm Leaving"

    The Head Monk says ... "Thank God...you've done nothing but moan since you got here!"
     
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