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Vote 4 a Democrat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by hermosabeach, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. hermosabeach

    hermosabeach Coffee Drinker

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    At a press conference today, Tipper Gore announced that she's
    going back on the campaign trail with her husband, former Vice
    President Al Gore.

    "To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic
    hair. From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage
    with Al, and may occasionally flash my legs apart without
    wearing any panties. This will send a strong message to
    America."

    "Just what is that message, Mrs. Gore?" gasped astonished
    reporters at the news of this rather startling announcement.

    To which Tipper replied, "Read my lips, no more Bush."




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  2. DesertEagle

    DesertEagle OH HELL MY HEAD CLM

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  3. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    That is the sickest joke I've heard in a quite a while.

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  5. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    I thought it was okay;P Eddie:) IBTL
     
  6. Alex_Knight

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  7. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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  8. snorlax

    snorlax My bird is big

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    I though the title "Vote 4 a democrat" WAS the joke.... ;)
     
  9. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    damn...joes gonna be editing like mad when he finds this stuff!!!

    that said,

    gimme an I !!!
    gimme a B !!!
    gimme a T !!!
    gimme a L !!!

    gimme a naked cheerleader!!!!!
     
  10. Eagles1181

    Eagles1181 Flying High

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    I can see it coming from a mile away.


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    (now I remember why I don't hang out here much anymore).
     
  11. forthehalibut

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    Now I am going to have nightmares tonight! You owe me some nytol, hermosabeach!!

    IBTL.;0 ;0 ;0 ;0
     
  12. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Can't seem to get this one locked without a picture.;P
     
  13. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    hermosabeach Coffee Drinker

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    ChutetheMall-
    That critter still looks like it has it's hair!!!!






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  15. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Chute, I know we requested beaver pics but you gotta try a little harder. Eddie:)
     
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    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Gotta love that new GT server!
     
  17. Pinned&Recessed

    Pinned&Recessed 2LT

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    My first ever,....

    I B T L
     
  19. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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  20. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Hey Chute, is three of a kind better than a good pair?


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