Vodka

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT VODKA?

    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
    The solvent dissolves adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
    bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
    The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
    cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass
    and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting
    your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
    disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent
    to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
    cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze
    for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
    flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
    sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply
    the tincture to aches and pains.

    11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

    12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

    15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

    16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!
     
  2. ChaZ

    ChaZ Millennium Member

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    What about cleaning eyeglasses made out of plastic? Would hate to see mine get ruined...

    -ChaZ