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Vincent Van Gogh's Family Reunion

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    Vincent Van Gogh's Family Reunion!

    After much research, it has been discovered that the artist
    Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Last year we heard about
    some of them, but guess what? More have been found!
    Among them are:

    His obnoxious brother.................. Please Gogh

    His dizzy aunt ..............................Verti Gogh

    The brother who ate prunes...........Gotta Gogh

    The constipated uncle .........................Cant Gogh

    The brother who worked at a convenience store.....Stopn Gogh

    The grandfather from Yugoslavia...............U Gogh

    The brother who bleached his clothes white.....Hue Gogh

    The cousin from Illinois..................................Chica Gogh

    His magician uncle.................................Wherediddy Gogh

    His Mexican cousin.....................................Amee Gogh

    The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh

    The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh

    A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh

    The nephew who drove a stage coach .......Wellsfar Gogh

    The bird lover uncle...................................Flamin Gogh

    His nephew psychoanalyst.......................E Gogh

    The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh

    An aunt who taught positive thinking........Wayto Gogh

    The little bouncy nephew.........................Poe Gogh

    And his niece who travels the country in a van.....Winnie Bay Gogh