*Videos*Cop Attacked w/ Sex Toy; Crackhead In Diaper Steals Doritos

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by ULVER, Oct 21, 2010.

  1. ULVER

    ULVER Dixie Rebel

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    Once we had to do a search warrant to find a pistol. Searched the apartment and in the sister's room came across a plastic packaging for a large sized sex toy. Never did find that sex toy. Never did find that gun. I figured both the pistol and the sex toy were hidden in the same place. But I wasn't going there.

    That day, the score was BG 1, LE 0.
     

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    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    Oh man... this brings back memories of this elaborate prank we played on a coworker involving a giant sex toy and a made up arrest report involving a perp who was whacking family picnickers with the sex toy. The female assigned to the case took it so seriously and we played the whole thing out, including having a fake defense attorney who tried to sleaze a deal by asking her out for drinks and saying it's how business is done... oh man... she was fuming... that was a long time ago... glad we all got out without sexual harassment complaints.