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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 24, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like
    bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to
    follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's
    really taken the edge off my appetite."

    At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home-
    made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.
    He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge
    off my appetite."

    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to
    the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a steak and
    apple pie? Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry?
    That would only take a couple of minutes." He declines. "It's this
    Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

    "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I'm starving!"
     
  2. squaregun

    squaregun

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    There are a couple of new generic Viagras:

    Mycoxaphloppin

    Disdixadrupin
     

  3. .22 boy

    .22 boy WHOO!! WHOO!!

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    One more :Ibepokin
     
  4. double_trouble

    double_trouble

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    Viagra-Lite, for guys who just want to cuddle.