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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
    The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "just a few, maybe a half a dozen. I cut each one in four pieces."
    The pharmacist said, "that's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."
    The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough soI don't pee on my new shoes..."
     
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