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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 12, 2003.

  1. okie

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    There was a Japanese guy who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.

    During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the Japanese leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"

    After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

    And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

    The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.

    The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"

    Thereupon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"