"Vermont Vs. Texas"

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  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The Texan visiting Vermont asked a farmer how
    large an acreage he cultivated. The Vermonter
    said meditatively, "Oh, it's quite large. My farm
    extends for about a hundred yards in that direction
    and for nearly a hundred-twenty yards in that. And
    how large an acreage do you handle?"

    The Texan could not help but smile. "Back home,"
    he said, "I have a ranch with my house at one end.
    I can get into my car at the house, turn the ignition
    key, step on the gas, and at the end of the day,
    still not have reached the other end."

    The Vermont farmer nodded sympathetically.
    "Tough! I once had a car like that, too!"