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Ventriloquist Cowboy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his pad.

    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doing all right."

    Indian: [Extreme look of shock]

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]

    Dog: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian: [look of disbelief]

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Indian: [extreme look of shock]

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]

    Horse: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

    Indian: [total look of amazement]

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

    Indian: "Sheep lie!"