Ventriloquist cowboy

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  1. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian
    riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with
    him.

    Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' good."

    Indian is shocked...

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

    Dog: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food,
    and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian has a look of total disbelief.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"

    Horse: "Good."

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.

    Horse: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
    me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."

    Indian stares in utter amazement.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "No talk to Sheep. Sheep is heap big liar."
     
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    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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