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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front
    porch with her bags packed.
    He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las
    Vegas."
    He asked her why she was going.
    She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night
    doing what I give you for free."
    He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
    His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
    "I''m going too!" he replied.
    "Why?" she asked.
    "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
     
  2. ILVBLKGUNS

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