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Various countries handling terrorist levels.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by letsroll, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. letsroll

    letsroll

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    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
    and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
    though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
    Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940
    when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
    "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
    "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the
    Bastards" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have
    been used on the front line in the British army for the last 300 years.

    The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
    alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are
    "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
    that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
    country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a
    heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout
    loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
    remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
    "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
    levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
    threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
    These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
    can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

    Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on
    all of their allies, just in case.
     
  2. irish_ironsight

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    I have it on good authority that in response to Europe's increased security state, that the Irish government have also stepped up to the plate.

    The Irish Naval Service based on Haulbowline Island. Has authorised deployment of it's maximum strength of 1,144 personnel and prepared the entire State's flotilla of eight ships for sea.

    In addition the Army has given orders for the 1st Armoured Cavalry Squadron
    & B Company, 3rd Infantry Battalion to prepare for duty in the Gulf region.

    It's expected that the Mexicans will send them back as soon as they arrive.