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Valentines for the Ex!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him.

    He muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have cards for ex-spouses."

    The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes sir, they do have an 'ex' category, but they're in Sporting Goods."

    "Really?"

    "Yes sir...they're called bullets!"
     
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    ;P okie, you need a different hobby.

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  3. okie

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    What would people do for entertainment then;f