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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. okie

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    Valentine for Osama

    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that
    they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
    "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he
    asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

    David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would
    get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    "Osama bin Laden," David says.
    "Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

    "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy
    could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might
    start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start
    loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and
    sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then
    he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
    he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

    His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound
    pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open,
    the Marines could blow the crap
    out of him."