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Valentine poem contest

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A NEWSPAPER COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

    1. "Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed."


    2. "I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother."

    3. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is
    your head."


    4. "Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face."


    5. "Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you're not."

    6. "I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But please! Don't take that bag off your face. "

    7. "I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!"

    8. "My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife.
    Marrying you screwed up my life."

    9. "I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming."

    10. "My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?"

    11. "My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe 'Go To Hell'."

    12. "What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime."
     
  2. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Rose are red,
    Violets are blue
    I just took a Viagra
    & I'm looking for you


    ;e
     

  3. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue;
    I'm schizophrenic,
    and so am I!

    ;f