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Vacation

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There was a couple who were big over-spenders.

    They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii,

    but were never able to save any money to do so.

    One day they came up with an idea--each time they

    had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy

    bank.

    They bought the piggy, and followed that

    procedure for about a year. After that time, they

    decided that there was enough money for their

    dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The

    husband looked at their savings and said: "Isn't it

    strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the

    piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few

    $100.00 bills."

    The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as

    stingy as you are?"