Usrsf

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Mar 15, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    The latest ploy to liberate Iraq and get rid of Saddam Hussein is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Billy Bob, Bubba, Bo, and Cooter are being sent in with the following information about the Iraqi military:

    1. There is no limit.
    2. The season opened last weekend.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
    5. Some is queer.
    6. They don't like barbeque.
    7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

    Should be over in about a week.
     
  2. norm357

    norm357

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    Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!