Uses for VODKA

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage
    with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
    fill a trigger- spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
    let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the
    vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with
    a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in
    the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
    and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol
    after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and
    prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then
    blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an
    astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
    The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from
    hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
    bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a
    Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable
    ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes..

    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed
    lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid
    tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid
    through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
    and pains.

    11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine
    tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka.
    Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain
    through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse
    your mouth. Don't swallow.

    12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry

    13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a
    local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

    14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two
    teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain
    through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and
    let dry.

    15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your
    ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will
    kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.

    16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on
    your chest and back as a liniment.

    17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to
    remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

    20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow
    your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the

    Ok my personal favorite

    21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it,
    nothing will matter anymore anyway!