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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his
    patrol car one night. He is on the lookout for
    trouble. He sees two little old ladies in the front
    seat of a Chevrolet convertible, parked in a used car
    lot.

    The car lot is closed so O'Leary drives up alongside
    the Chevy and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to
    steal this car?"

    "Certainly not," says one of the ladies, "we purchased
    the car this afternoon."

    "Well," says the cop, "why don't you start it up and
    drive out of here?" "We don't drive," replies the
    other little old lady. "And besides we are waiting.

    We were told that if we bought a car here we would get screwed."
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    LMAO!!!!!

    <--- picking self up off floor